- Shout out to Uber Eats, because of them when I come home drunk I don't fall asleep and leave food cooking I just miss my delivery. 05:22pm 10/19/19
- Just saw a casting notice for the role of R Kelly in a feature called "Yellow River", I'm dead lmao 01:08am 09/14/19
- Me: "Damn I need to get a bag quick" Other: "You know money doesn't buy happiness" Me: "Oh I know, I'd just rathe… https://t.co/hUNI5wBAsE 08:49pm 09/03/19
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